I was washing dishes and Anubis jumped from the countertop to the top of the fridge and when I sprayed him with water, he was all 'fuck you, human, I'm allowed on top of the fridge' when he clearly isn't.
The ER vet called me and told me that there weren't any bacteria in Anubis' pee, so I'm just going to go ahead and use up the rest of the antibiotic that they gave me and then figure out how to change from the old vet to these new guys.
Anubis was obviously still sleeping it off when I got home from work, but he's perked up a bit and has eaten all his wet food and was playing with one of his mice and I've gotten his nighttime meds into him without too much of a struggle.